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a guy at work passed this on to me. I don't want to name him.

camel tries to sex owner

no. for real. i was actually just about to go to sleepytown when this shit me like a tonne of nike kicks...

"an australian woman was found dead at the family’s sheep and cattle ranch in queensland. she had been given a camel as a 60th birthday present earlier this year because of her love of exotic pets. the camel was just 10 months old but already weighed 152kg and had come close to suffocating the family’s pet goat on a number of occasions. on saturday, the woman apparently became the object of the male camel’s desire. it knocked her to the ground, lay on top of her and displayed what the police delicately described as mating behaviour."

sweet. dreams.