MY CAMERA WAS A PIECE OF SHIT.

SO I returned it.

In the meantime, I have to use my iPhone to caption day-to-day visual LOLS.


This ad was on display in the female toilets of the Myer Center, Albury. Does anyone else think naming and elderly/female clothing store 'The Bird Cage' a bit weird? Considering the themes to the movie of the same name?

Please note the line 'Let's Play Dress Ups' AND the use of the '@'. So. freakin. Hip.


My iPhone is playing up, and takes screen shots. REAL HANDY.


This was taken Saturday night at my hairdresser's 'Salon Party'. The hot hairdresser on the left once danced a little too close to my boyfriend. All the shot glasses are filled with tequila. Them crazy mo fos @ Daniel Mostyns.


Told you they were MO FOS. I read the sign, and then lied to my hairdresser to leave WITHOUT having a shot. PLUS, I was carrying way too many drugs.


Honestly, this isn't fair. I love this drink.


Anna Lunoe as the Joker.


Santogold as the Joker.