She's no Schwimmer, but...

Didn't she USED to be able to dance? And sing too?

So, why is this SO AWKWARD?!



This is my favourite moment: The half-arsed 'superrr sexie' leg lift:



If you're interested, Simon Cowell had a whine about her/brag about himself in The Mirror today

Honestly, I don't think the album is that bad. Pity her live shows are Circus acts (haha wit wit wit wit)